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Frequently asked questions

Everything below is policy — sourced from how the book actually works. No theater. If a question isn't here, it isn't because we're dodging it.

The book & the Bitcoin inside

How do I get Bitcoin when I buy a book?
The physical book ships with a scratch-off code card bound inside the front cover. You redeem the code for a Bitcoin gift denominated in sats. You can paste any Lightning address (Cash App, Strike, Wallet of Satoshi, Zeus, Alby, Phoenix) and the sats arrive in under 30 seconds — or the claim page walks you through creating a self-custody wallet on your phone in about two minutes, no signup. We never touch your Bitcoin after payout. Once it's in your wallet it's yours, forever.
Is this an NFT?
No, deliberately not. The ledger is off-chain — a public, append-only, tamper-evident record of every mint that lives on the store's database, not on Ethereum, Ordinals, or as a Bitcoin inscription. We avoided NFTs because they're legally messy in the US, and because the physical numbered book is the token — a JPEG on Ethereum wouldn't add anything a #47 stamp inside the cover doesn't already do. The sats we gift are ordinary Bitcoin you can spend, save, or send. The Bitcoin is the point, not a wrapper on Bitcoin.
What if Bitcoin crashes?
The sats amount is fixed in sats at purchase, so a price spike doesn't cost us more and a crash doesn't shortchange you. We say clearly on every page: this is not an investment, not a securities offering, and not a promise about future price. The book is a book with a real gift inside. The gift is real; its future dollar value is not something we or anyone can promise.

Numbered editions

Why are the books numbered, and do the numbers matter?
There are 21,000 numbered editions, ever — mirroring Bitcoin's 21 million cap. The number is the value, like a first-run print or a rookie card. #1–#21 are the Wholecoiner top-tier (only 21 exist), #22–#210 are the Genesis batch, and under #630 is Batch 2. Low numbers command higher secondary prices. The ledger is public, so anyone can verify what number was minted when and at what original price.
Can I resell my book?
Yes. It's a numbered scarce edition — you own it and can resell it. We don't restrict resale and don't take a cut of secondary sales. We publish an opt-in ownership registry where you can register your edition number and (optionally) your name or Nostr key, so later buyers can look up provenance — the closest thing to a "verified authentic" for the physical book.

St. Jude donation

How does the St. Jude donation work?
5% of net from every copy goes to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Families who walk into St. Jude never see a bill — not for treatment, travel, housing, or food. The donation is reserved before every ship, and every receipt is published publicly on our St. Jude page.

Security & trust

Can anyone game the system or claim the same sats twice?
No. Every code is single-use, cryptographically random (16 characters, base32, ~85 bits of entropy). The redemption endpoint marks the code claimed on the first successful redemption with an atomic write, so a second attempt returns "already claimed." You cannot double-spend a code. The scratch-off is also tamper-evident foil — if a book arrives with a scratched card you didn't scratch, email us a photo and your order ID and we reissue the sats to your Lightning address.
Are the sats gifts actually backed by real Bitcoin?
Yes — fully reserved before ship. Every sats gift for a sold book is transferred to the redemption wallet before that book is packed. No fractional reserve, no promise to buy later. The proof-of-reserves address is published and verifiable on-chain. If we disappeared tomorrow, the sats gifts still redeem, because they're already in the redemption wallet — not our operating account.
Will you ever ask for my seed phrase or private keys?
Never. We are not custodial — we don't hold your keys, and we can't freeze or move your Bitcoin. Anything claiming to be us that asks for your seed phrase, private keys, or a wallet connection is a scam. Ignore it and report it.
What if I lose my seed phrase?
This is the honest failure mode: if you claim your sats to a self-custody wallet and then lose the phone or forget the seed phrase, your Bitcoin is gone forever and we cannot recover it — the same as every self-custody Bitcoin holder. The free course teaches this hard in Module 3, and we include a printed seed-phrase card in every book so you can write it down. Self-custody means you're your own bank, and we can't find lost keys any more than a bank can find cash you've burned.

Read it before you buy it

Chapter One is free. The rest ships with real Bitcoin inside, numbered 1 of 21,000.

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