A Bronx memoir. Real Bitcoin inside. 21,000 copies. Never reprinted.
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The physical object. Matte hardcover. Spot-gloss ₿ mark. Ships December 24.
December 24. Real Bitcoin inside.
21,000 copies. Never reprinted.
Just like Bitcoin — the earlier you move, the more you carry. Each edition has fewer copies. Each has more sats. The supply doesn't refill.
Bitcoin wallet sealed and verified before shipment. Ships December 24, 2026.
Single numbered print run of 21,000 physical copies across three editions. No reprints. 5% of net proceeds (after printing, fulfillment & processing costs) donated to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in memory of Adrienne. Bitcoin value fluctuates. Keep your QR card private. Transparency ledger →
210 is not an accident. Bitcoin halves every 210,000 blocks. The Genesis Edition carries that math forward — 210 copies, numbered 001 through 210, each with 10,000 sats of real Bitcoin sealed inside. No second Genesis. No reprints. No exceptions.
Not a metaphor. Not a coupon. Real sats, waiting on a QR card sealed inside the sleeve — yours forever the moment you scan it.
"Everyone thinks you're crazy until you're not."
They laughed in 2013. Bitcoin was $168.
The table is quiet now.
This book is not for everyone.
It is for the ones who kept going anyway.
The ones who held when it hurt.
The ones who knew — even when the room said no.
You were early once. Or you're early now.
Either way — you're in the right place.
The earlier you move, the more you carry. After that — it's done.
Edition 1: 10,000 sats · Edition 2: 5,000 sats · Edition 3: 1,000 sats · Ships Dec 24, 2026Bitcoin wallet sealed and verified before shipment.