TO ₿ OR NOT TO ₿
The line
The question every Bitcoiner asks eventually. And the pun Hamlet never got to make.
“₿ or not ₿ — it’s really up to you.”
Shakespeare wrote the greatest one-liner in the English language and left one glyph short. Four centuries later Satoshi finished the sentence. Two symbols, one decision, zero neutrality — you’re either stacking or you’re not.
Cream Baskerville on jet black. Two orange ₿ glyphs doing the heavy lifting. Wear it and every Bitcoiner nods; every no-coiner squints.
This tee is the punchline.
Product Details
Heavyweight garment-dyed black cotton tee (Comfort Colors 1717 tier). Single hero back print — cream serif letters with orange ₿ glyphs across the shoulder blades. Front stays blank. Inside neck woven satin label: BITCOINAIRE · CAPSULE 005 · SATOSHI NEGROMOTO. Printed to order via Printful.
